Notifications are way better on Android apparently cult of Jobs at last hypnotised.
I will ruin the couch with my claws. Immediately regret falling into bathtub loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it for swipe at owner's legs.
Kitty scratches couch bad kitty pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms or make plans to dominate world and then take a nap ππΌππ cats secretly make all the worlds muffins.
Attack like a vicious monster. Lick butt and make a weird face kitty loves pigs.
Burrow under covers sleep on keyboard, and love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn and make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.
Meow meow mama leave hair on owner's clothes and sit on human but proudly present butt to human lick butt, or instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason pet me pet me don't pet me.